(credits 2 bincang.net)
1. You have less than RM5 in your wallet
2. You think you have a job
3. Your idea of biker wear is jeans, t-shirt and japanese slippers
4. You think you are superman
5. You think helmets are used during rain to cover your head from getting wet
6. You have tons of biker friends that speak a language that only you understand
7. You think your bike is the most powerful bike in the world
8. Your soon to be girlfriend would have at least slept with 7 of your friends
9. Your current girlfriend is sleeping with 4 of your friends
10. You bet your girlfriend during races cause you only have RM1 for teh tarik later
11. You can maintain a cup of teh tarik for a minimum of 4 hrs before you order another
12. You only need RM10 for the weekend (RM5 for petrol and RM5 for bfast, lunch and dinner)
13. You dont know how to interpret traffic signs
14. You cant understand the traffic light colours and the meaning
15. You dont know how to use your turn signal indicator
16. You think you are smart
17. You loiter with your friends outside some clubs (cant go in cos no money)
18. You shop at the bundle store
19. You love to loiter around any kinda entrance
20. You sit in the "mencangkung" position while loitering
21. Your gf=A1=A6s panties stick out while they're riding pillion
22. You share a pack of cigarette and a can ofCoke with 35 of your friends
23. Your gf would leave you for a 4-wheeler anytime
24. You are ugly and dumb
25. You have an ekor hairstyle
26. You only know how to ride a bike (cant afford the car)
27. You wear a cheap metal bracelet
28. You go to gigs and later have an orgy with your friends
29. Your orgy involves 30 rempits and your gf (in some abandoned building)
30. You run when you see the Edisi Siasat crew
31. Your gf aborts her baby in the toilet once in awhile
32. Your bike is much more expensive than your house
33. You live in a 3 room terrace house with 15 other guys
34. You like to sit in the RM1 per song karoke booths and sing
35. You rather spend money on your bike than to buy your gf a bra from the pasar malam
36. You are pissed that the rokok batangs are no where to be found anymore
37. You can't afford to smoke Dunhill
38. You are pissed with this article
39. You rob people for money.
40. You rape people and take away their money.
41. You read "Mat Rempit For Dummies"
42. Your brain malfunctioned all the time.
43. Wherever you go there are only "motorcycle" in your brain.
44. You see automobiles as grass, concrete wall as paper.
45. Your idea of death is just mere prolonged sleep.
46. Blood to you are just ketchup.
47. The gf you are having is just a tools for you to release your lust.
48. You listen to the song Rempit, rempit, rempit by hitz dot fm.
49. You denied all the facts in this list
50. When u read this list and compare ur current life with it.
51. After reading this list you start to do everything in this list.
52. Police make u walk and push ur bike 5km to police station once in a while lulz
2. You think you have a job
3. Your idea of biker wear is jeans, t-shirt and japanese slippers
4. You think you are superman
5. You think helmets are used during rain to cover your head from getting wet
6. You have tons of biker friends that speak a language that only you understand
7. You think your bike is the most powerful bike in the world
8. Your soon to be girlfriend would have at least slept with 7 of your friends
9. Your current girlfriend is sleeping with 4 of your friends
10. You bet your girlfriend during races cause you only have RM1 for teh tarik later
11. You can maintain a cup of teh tarik for a minimum of 4 hrs before you order another
12. You only need RM10 for the weekend (RM5 for petrol and RM5 for bfast, lunch and dinner)
13. You dont know how to interpret traffic signs
14. You cant understand the traffic light colours and the meaning
15. You dont know how to use your turn signal indicator
16. You think you are smart
17. You loiter with your friends outside some clubs (cant go in cos no money)
18. You shop at the bundle store
19. You love to loiter around any kinda entrance
20. You sit in the "mencangkung" position while loitering
21. Your gf=A1=A6s panties stick out while they're riding pillion
22. You share a pack of cigarette and a can ofCoke with 35 of your friends
23. Your gf would leave you for a 4-wheeler anytime
24. You are ugly and dumb
25. You have an ekor hairstyle
26. You only know how to ride a bike (cant afford the car)
27. You wear a cheap metal bracelet
28. You go to gigs and later have an orgy with your friends
29. Your orgy involves 30 rempits and your gf (in some abandoned building)
30. You run when you see the Edisi Siasat crew
31. Your gf aborts her baby in the toilet once in awhile
32. Your bike is much more expensive than your house
33. You live in a 3 room terrace house with 15 other guys
34. You like to sit in the RM1 per song karoke booths and sing
35. You rather spend money on your bike than to buy your gf a bra from the pasar malam
36. You are pissed that the rokok batangs are no where to be found anymore
37. You can't afford to smoke Dunhill
38. You are pissed with this article
39. You rob people for money.
40. You rape people and take away their money.
41. You read "Mat Rempit For Dummies"
42. Your brain malfunctioned all the time.
43. Wherever you go there are only "motorcycle" in your brain.
44. You see automobiles as grass, concrete wall as paper.
45. Your idea of death is just mere prolonged sleep.
46. Blood to you are just ketchup.
47. The gf you are having is just a tools for you to release your lust.
48. You listen to the song Rempit, rempit, rempit by hitz dot fm.
49. You denied all the facts in this list
50. When u read this list and compare ur current life with it.
51. After reading this list you start to do everything in this list.
52. Police make u walk and push ur bike 5km to police station once in a while lulz
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